Anonymous asked: how do you give a bj
get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord
"No you fool!! You could fall!!"
WHY IS THIS THE MOST ADORABLE THING THAT I’VE EVER SEEN
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.
"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD